A woman was suspecting her
husband of doing the rounds (cheating on her), one day she traced her man to
his girlfriend’s house and sat by the other side of the road in her car
watching him and his antics. At the wee hours of the night, she used her own
spare car keys and drove the car away and hid it in their unused garage in
their marital home. In the morning, the husband was alarmed about the
whereabouts of his car, but could not do anything about it, because of the
situation(s) surrounding where he parked the car.
Summing up the courage, he came
back home and told the wife that his car was snatched at gun-point. The wife
played along and thanked God that her Dear husband was saved unharmed by these
“dangerous” armed bandits.
One faithful Sunday, the wife
organised a very BIG Thanksgiving Service and then a BIG party afterwards. At
the party, after all the accolades were thrown to whom it may concern, the wife
secretly asked the MC – Master of ceremony to give her a cordless microphone,
which she used to enter into the “unused garage”, she opened the garage door
and drove out the “stolen car” to the amazement of every one……..
Now she has the Microphone and
about to make a speech………… What would
the Husband do?????
If you find yourself in this kind
of dilemma, what would be your response or attitude towards the situation,
owing to the fact that you were at the wrong place at the wrong time. And come
to think of it, why would a married man keep a girlfriend and shuttle between
his girlfriend’s house and his wife’s marital bed room.
Ok I can hear most of you
murmuring “which planet is this writer from, does he not understand the need of
a man to do “Sampling” or to eat different varieties of dishes and food.” Emmm
this is not about eating from pot A to pot Z, but keeping to the ordinances of
marriage and behaving like a matured man with a matured mind.
Ok, let’s not digress; organising
the thanksgiving Service is another way of making him pay heavily for is
stupidity.
But I just want to get your
candid opinion(s) on this. What do you think the Man should/would do??
The question should be appropriately asked to the likes of Tiger Woods, John Terry and even Ryan Giggs. But granted, for the sake of argument, I will try to answer this like a man with too many beds.
ReplyDeleteIn the not-so-distant past, there was a survey conducted among married men, and one of the questions was ------ "After having sex, what is the next thing you do?" 3% said they go straight to sleep, 7% said they go smoke for a while, and the next 90% said they put their clothes back on and go straight home.
Going back to your question, I think there is no straight answer to that. Could it be that the wife is frigid? Could it be that the wife is too busy with her work that she's too tired to do anything at night? If this is the case, then I can safely say that the man loves his wife very much. Instead of leaving her, he looks for some servers to upload his stuff onto, then goes back to the love of his life afterwards. I'm not here to justify the man's action, because there isn't any. But I will not judge anybody because somebody else told me he is 'this' and 'that'. In the same breath that because 90% of the men does that, it doesn't mean that all of the men are guilty.
Joking aside, the only way to catch a cheating husband is for him to be caught red handed. And because the wife in this case didn't show up to confront them at the very instance, man will always have an alibi (no matter how obvious the situation has become). . . . . . and I will hazard a guess --- "Oh honey, my prayers are answered. The carnappers had a change of heart. This is a miracle." Then proceed to do the dance of joy with the wife and everybody that is present in the thanksgiving party.
Lool
DeleteThis is more than 2centworth. looool.
I guess the best prayer he might "quickly" pray is for a technical fault on the audio equipment, so that the microphone will not work.
Or probably the worst that may even happen might be if one of the guests is the Mistress..... what a day and an even that would be.